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plumbum by consolecadet, literature

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plumbum

she has a heart of gold and she, a heart of lead and she, a heart of uranium. and they go walking sometimes, the three of them. gold is confident in her worth, untarnishable bought and sold and bought and sold the virgin whore and lead behind, heart heavy in her chest guilt from bullets and pride from pipes and anxiety from irreparable brain damage and somewhere off to the side treads uranium, tumors growing, white skin glowing, thin frame for a dense core.

3 by hyperfluxy, literature

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3

adam i have called for you, in the empty chasm hidden in the other two syllables of your name split straight out of the boundary that has resided in my skin ever since i had taken the fruit from the tree and it is in me that the capacity for blame will become manifested will fester first and then be born a bastard, singularity- it is here that i will hold nothing and clutch everything in the pit of my stomach and even though you will come to understand one day, enough to see me laid into the earth as your supper, grown into the same oak that my lover was, enough to see me shaped, a whisper telling you good night to remind you of the spa

mute by HippieHebe, literature

Twenty: I'm afraid I'm growing old by oracle-of-nonsense, literature

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Twenty: I'm afraid I'm growing old

i. Coupons and sales magazines have become more than just junk mail and the holes in my pants seem more patchable and I wonder just how much my sparse jewelry would fetch if I said I saw the face of Jesus in the glimmer of my pearls. ii. I am beginning to miss the sea I grew up on so much that I will read bad poetry just for the mention of a salty ocean breeze. I feel landlocked and sometimes I'm afraid that I will never see the world until I have retired from it. iii. Faith says her life is full of asking. I wish mine were full of answers, but I too have many questions and only Time will answer them for me. iv. My mothe

taking by 520romeo, literature

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taking

wild sea-scented boy, when it's time to use the razor i will cry and i might leave dark-moon bruises on your biceps but i won't blame you, i won't. instead, i will remember primitive indigo dawns with naked lamplight light on half your face, fire in your eyes, me trapped between your hands firm on the sides of my head, i will remember cathartic silences, your gaze leaking into my tear ducts, my waist my ribcage my sadness that you taste away, the pulse of your vitals against mine, lips raw with sincerity, and i will remember our skins our touch the energy flowing thr

X by TheGreatSpyExperim, literature

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X

X you started off as half a portrait pinned in the center of a vast map, a telescopic view of yellowing resin and browning ink spreading its continents across an ebony wall. a pair of India green eyes unshaded, deep irises set in a startling halo of rime. a palm-sized card charting the cartography of human desire. in hours where sea surges to sea, when the schizophrenic world forgets which side is up and which is down there the captain sits, absently spinning an ivory globe. he feels cartesian planes sliding under and mountain ridges gently scouring the tips of his fingers under the pressure of the muffled wind and prickly s

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Daedalus Is Dead by ohmistermagazine, literature

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Daedalus Is Dead

0. the room in the sun There used to be a girl who made mosaics at the center of the sun. She is dead by now. She lived in a white-walled room, with boards nailed to the walls in order to resemble windowpanes. All she had need for were boxes of books, buckets of plaster, and stacks of broken plates. She never knew why she made the mosaics; she only knew that she did. One morning, she awoke in the middle of the white room with her boxes and buckets and plates, knowing that she was supposed to be there. And, as if she had done so all her life, she began to spread plaster on the walls and throw plates to the floor. The passage of time wa

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Cycle Onward, Let It Be by ohmistermagazine, literature

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Cycle Onward, Let It Be

hey, hey, hey, here we go away to the fields of ice and snow where our ancestors died so long ago away, away, we go, we go. Sometimes, the trees are a dream. He huddles beneath them, pressed against a trunk as if it will give him life when the oxygen, swirling about him in cold, cold bouts will not. He slams his eyelids shut and holds them there to ward off nature, but instead he dreams and sees the trees in summer, leaves green and full, branches splinting off to become smaller and weaker branches, smaller and smaller until they all fall down. In the winter, they call him crazy with a greater frequency than in any other season. There

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_{“And then there’s the sickness I feel from looking at legs I can’t touch, or at lips that don’t smile at me. Or hips that don’t reach for me. And hearts that don’t beat for me.”
— Markus Zusak, Fighting Ruben Wolfe}

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Inception, Moulin Rouge, Fight Club

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American Horror Story, Arrested Development, Parks and Rec

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The Iliad, The Lord of the Rings, Nothing (by Janne Teller), Ender's Game, The Hunger Games, etc.

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Homer, J.R.R. Tolkien, Shakespeare, Edgar Allen Poe, Flannery O'Connor, Suzanne Collins

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any Pokemon or Harvest Moon; Kingdom Hearts II

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first gen Nintendo DS and PS2 or 3

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Sep 1, 2013

holy shit

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so i log into dA after a few months' hiatus and holy shit i have a dd!! thank you guys so much, i dont think i could possibly reply to every comment but this is me saying that i love and appreciate every one!

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Feb 26, 2013

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Feb 16, 2013

changed username

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was tired of the old one. i've had it since i joined, so i figured it was time for a change. new username comes from the song "black mamba" by the academy is...

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IyraEMM

Sep 8, 2013

Thanks very much for the fave

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Aug 23, 2013

I love your work. :3

Just wanted to drop by and tell you.

hey how ya been?

thank you

I'm sorry this is so ridiculously belated but thank you for the fave a while back!

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Oct 4, 2012

*barfs up some confetti for you*
AHHHHH LOOK
*magically bakes a cake covered in cupcakes that are covered in frosting that are covered in sprinkles just for you*
LOOK WHO IS TURNING 18 GOOD LORD
you are so so gorgeous and talented and just a phenomenal writer and you TAKE from the experiences you have and you cREATE which is honestly one of the most admirable things I think an artist of any sort can accomplish. you are not only a friend, you are an inspiration. you live your life with gusto and you dream big and you let NOTHING get in your way <3
I hope that your day is super fly and full of awesome but even if it is it can't possible rival the awesome that is YOU <3

HAPPY BIRTHDAY <3